In my life I have learned that men have two emotions:

Hungry & Horny.

If I see you without an erection, I'll make you a sandwich.



Internet aficionado. Freelance explorer. Reader. Evil troublemaker. Incurable web maven. Gamer. Organizer. Hardcore food nerd. Thinker. Creator. Communicator. Gifted napper. Finder of things. Spectacular vernacular. Professional procrastinator.



After a loooong hiatus, I am back and looking to have some fun. I provide a non-rushed discreet experience. I have a great sense of humor and I'm very passionate in everything I do. I'm a playful, flirtatious, fun, sexy, erotic, open-minded, and loving girl with a total wild side. ✨I'm 100% independent 🎀INCALL/OUTCALL