🍸 LAST CALL, BOYS – I’M CASHING OUT 🍸
You’ve scrolled, you’ve stalled, you’ve fantasized — but this is your final boarding call. slutty sams, been very patient, but the heels are coming off, and the Uber's on the way.

If you’ve ever wanted to experience sweet sin with a side of sass, tonight’s your last chance before I disappear into bubble baths and bad decisions alone.
🥂 Flirty, dirty, and five stars on Yelp (okay, imaginary Yelp)
💋 Sweet like honey, naughty like tequila
🛑 No time for games — just good company and better chemistry

Book me now or regret it sober.
After midnight, I turn back into a pumpkin with an attitude.